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@font-face {
font-family: ms-segoeui;
src: url(/fonts/segoeui.ttf);
}
:root {
background-color: #0078d7;
color: #ffffff;
font-family: ms-segoeui;
a:link {
color: #ffffff
}
a:visited {
color: #ffffff
}
a:hover {
color: #ffffff
}
}
.frown {
font-size: 200px;
margin-left: 200px;
margin-bottom: 0px;
margin-top: 100px;
}
.subtext1 {
font-size: 42px;
margin-left: 200px;
margin-bottom: 0px;
margin-top: 0px;
margin-right: 600px;
}
.qr {
margin-left: 200px;
margin-bottom: 0px;
margin-top: 50px;
}
.container {
display: flex;
}
.error-text {
margin-top: 0px;
margin-left: 10px;
font-size: 20px;
}

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navigator.userAgent navigator.userAgent
); );
let disclaimer = `<div class="web-disclaimer">`; let disclaimer = `<div class="web-disclaimer">`;
if (chromium) window.location.replace("/nochrome"); if (chromium) window.location.replace("/bsod");
} }
// Resizable textarea // Resizable textarea

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---
import { SITE_TITLE, SITE_DESCRIPTION } from "../consts";
interface Props {
title: string;
description: string;
}
const canonicalURL = new URL(Astro.url.pathname, Astro.site);
const page = Astro.url.pathname;
---
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/bsod.css" />
<link
rel="alternate"
type="application/rss+xml"
title="Oops!"
href={new URL("rss.xml", Astro.site)}
/>
<!-- Global Metadata -->
<meta charset="utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1" />
<!-- <link rel="icon" type="image/svg+xml" href="/assets/favicon.svg" />-->
<meta name="generator" content={Astro.generator} />
<meta name="robots" content={"noindex, nofollow"} />
<!-- Canonical URL -->
<link rel="canonical" href={canonicalURL} />
<!-- Primary Meta Tags -->
<title>Oops!</title>
<meta name="title" content="Oops!" />
<meta name="description" content={SITE_DESCRIPTION} />
<!-- Open Graph / Facebook -->
<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
<meta property="og:url" content={Astro.url} />
<meta property="og:title" content="Oops!" />
<meta property="og:description" content={SITE_DESCRIPTION} />
<meta property="og:profile:gender" content="woman(ish)" />
<!-- Twitter -->
<meta property="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image" />
<meta property="twitter:url" content={Astro.url} />
<meta property="twitter:title" content="Oops!" />
<meta property="twitter:description" content={SITE_DESCRIPTION} />
<!-- Other -->
<meta content="she/they" property="pronouns" />
<link href="https://ouroboros.gay/@limepot" rel="me" />

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import Head from "../components/bsod-head.astro";
---
<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<Head />
</head>
<body onload="onload()" id="body">
<slot />
</body>
</html>

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import Layout from "../layouts/bsod.astro";
---
<Layout>
<main>
<h1 class="frown">:(</h1>
<h2 class="subtext1">Your browser ran into a problem and needs to die. Please try a different browser that isn't Chrome, and try again later.</h2>
<br><br>
<h2 class="subtext1">100% Completely Shitty Browser</h2>
<div class="container">
<div class="qr">
<img src="/assets/rickroll-blue.png" height="142px">
</div>
<div class="error-text">
<br>
<p>For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit <a href="/nochrome" style="color=#ffffff;">https://limepot.xyz/nochrome</a></p>
<p>If you contact me about this, please give me this error:</p>
<p>Stop Code: EW_CHROME_YUCK</p>
</div>
</div>
</main>
</Layout>