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public/css/bsod.css
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public/css/bsod.css
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@font-face {
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font-family: ms-segoeui;
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src: url(/fonts/segoeui.ttf);
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}
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:root {
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background-color: #0078d7;
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color: #ffffff;
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font-family: ms-segoeui;
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a:link {
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color: #ffffff
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}
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a:visited {
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color: #ffffff
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}
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a:hover {
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color: #ffffff
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}
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}
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.frown {
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font-size: 200px;
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margin-left: 200px;
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margin-bottom: 0px;
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margin-top: 100px;
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}
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.subtext1 {
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font-size: 42px;
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margin-left: 200px;
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margin-bottom: 0px;
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margin-top: 0px;
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margin-right: 600px;
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}
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.qr {
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margin-left: 200px;
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margin-bottom: 0px;
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margin-top: 50px;
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}
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.container {
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display: flex;
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}
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.error-text {
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margin-top: 0px;
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margin-left: 10px;
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font-size: 20px;
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}
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navigator.userAgent
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let disclaimer = `<div class="web-disclaimer">`;
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let disclaimer = `<div class="web-disclaimer">`;
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if (chromium) window.location.replace("/nochrome");
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if (chromium) window.location.replace("/bsod");
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}
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}
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// Resizable textarea
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// Resizable textarea
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src/components/bsod-head.astro
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src/components/bsod-head.astro
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import { SITE_TITLE, SITE_DESCRIPTION } from "../consts";
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interface Props {
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title: string;
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description: string;
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}
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const canonicalURL = new URL(Astro.url.pathname, Astro.site);
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const page = Astro.url.pathname;
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---
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/bsod.css" />
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<link
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rel="alternate"
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type="application/rss+xml"
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title="Oops!"
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href={new URL("rss.xml", Astro.site)}
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/>
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<!-- Global Metadata -->
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<meta charset="utf-8" />
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1" />
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<!-- <link rel="icon" type="image/svg+xml" href="/assets/favicon.svg" />-->
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<meta name="generator" content={Astro.generator} />
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<meta name="robots" content={"noindex, nofollow"} />
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<!-- Canonical URL -->
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<link rel="canonical" href={canonicalURL} />
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<!-- Primary Meta Tags -->
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<title>Oops!</title>
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<meta name="title" content="Oops!" />
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<meta name="description" content={SITE_DESCRIPTION} />
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<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
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<meta property="og:url" content={Astro.url} />
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<meta property="og:title" content="Oops!" />
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<meta property="og:description" content={SITE_DESCRIPTION} />
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<meta property="og:profile:gender" content="woman(ish)" />
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<meta property="twitter:card" content="summary_large_image" />
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<meta property="twitter:url" content={Astro.url} />
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<meta property="twitter:title" content="Oops!" />
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<meta property="twitter:description" content={SITE_DESCRIPTION} />
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<meta content="she/they" property="pronouns" />
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<link href="https://ouroboros.gay/@limepot" rel="me" />
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import Head from "../components/bsod-head.astro";
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<!doctype html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<Head />
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<body onload="onload()" id="body">
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<slot />
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</body>
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import Layout from "../layouts/bsod.astro";
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<Layout>
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<main>
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<h1 class="frown">:(</h1>
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<h2 class="subtext1">Your browser ran into a problem and needs to die. Please try a different browser that isn't Chrome, and try again later.</h2>
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<br><br>
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<h2 class="subtext1">100% Completely Shitty Browser</h2>
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<div class="container">
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<div class="qr">
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<img src="/assets/rickroll-blue.png" height="142px">
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</div>
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<br>
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<p>For more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit <a href="/nochrome" style="color=#ffffff;">https://limepot.xyz/nochrome</a></p>
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<p>If you contact me about this, please give me this error:</p>
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<p>Stop Code: EW_CHROME_YUCK</p>
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</main>
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</Layout>
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